Un anglais a pastiché le « livre » de Trierweiler et c’est tout simplement énorme.

Ca réconcilie preque avec l’anglais, les anglais, leur bouffe, leur capitale pourrie qui se la joue, leur foot national nul et leur arrongance.

On retrouve presque Benny Hill Black Adder et Mister Bean avec donc Thank You For This Moment by Valérie Trierweiler – digested read de John Crace.

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Voyez plutôt le début !

My coeur stopped. Vraiment. I fell to the sofa immobile. It was true. The love of ma vie, François Hollande, the Président de France, had another amour of his vie. He had been photographed visiting his mistress Julie Gayet in the milieu of the nuit. I could not bouge pas. I was struck as if by lightning. How could he have faired this to moi comme he had done to Ségolène Royal, his femme? And how could une autre femme steal mon homme? I had penser that it was only moi who faired that kind of chose.

For trois long jours, I hovered entre sleeping and waking, mais François ignored me totalement. I was distraught, beyond mots. Sauf que these ones. My blood pressure fell to zero. And then to below zero. It was toucher et aller whether I would survive. The caretaker couple who looked after François et moi at the Elysée Palais were in déluges de larmes.

Quelque chose had changer in our relationship. I had sensed cela for some time. Peut-être it had started when he had offrired his support for Ségolène Royal dans les elections de 2012. I had begged and begged him not to do that and il m’a promis qu’il wouldn’t. “Si tu m’aimes,” je had dit, “tu will tell le monde qu’elle est une useless bitch.” Et he had promised me qu’il fera. Mais il était un mentant bastard so j’ai tweeté mon support for Ségolène’s rival. Tant pis. Poir quelque raison, François a perdu son rag over that.

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La suite sur http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/nov/30/valerie-trierweiler-thank-you-for-this-moment-digested-read

(et le torchon original c’est gratuit sur  http://www.newsnours.com/2014/09/texte-int%C3%A9gral-et-pdf-du-livre-de-val%C3%A9rie-trierweiler-merci-pour-ce-moment.html)